snowflake

Alright, alright. Huddle up, team. Here's the game plan. We'll start with some light freezing rain over Tahoe for a warmup, then step it up a notch with some scattered flurries over Seattle. Then we'll blow over into Canada and get down to business. We're scheduled to deliver at least 6 inches of snow in Vancouver and Toronto, and a small blizzard in Calgary.

Look, I know this is just a scrimmage, but I want you guys to train hard, the winter games are just a few months away, and we're gonna need all the practice we can get. Those Midwest Tempests have been intolerable since we let them walk away with the Championship last year.

I want Frostbite on lookout. Ice Cube, you're in charge of logistics. Make sure Snowshoe brings plenty of extra ammo. Speaking of which, where is Snowshoe? Snowshoe?

Oh for the love of- stop chasing those ski bunnies! How such a complete snow-flake managed to make the team, I'll never know.